It's not really that common or even disturbing of a trend, given how for every spoiled rich doll-like child whose parents should never have been allowed to breed, there are 10,000 more who are just fine, whose parents take totally competent care of them and feed and clothe and house them just as respectfully and responsibly and awkwardly as ever. Of course, pre-pubescent bikini waxes are not really catching on. I must admit, it did a terrific job of doing exactly what ludicrous micro-trend pieces are supposed to do: zero in on a fringe phenomenon and make it seem like it's catching on like wildfire across the nation, and therefore you might want to make some brain space for this because who, pray who, will save the exceptionally well-groomed children? What's next, Botox for babies? Hot pink Juicy Couture thong underwear for 6-year-olds? Oh wait.
And you know it's happening and you know it's horrible because there's this absurdly long trend piece about it in some magazine that I unfortunately stumbled across recently, and it described the Brazilian wax phenomenon in ridiculous detail, with interviews and analysis and concerned comments from child-psychiatry specialists and aren't you alarmed and horrified? Well, no. And the waxer is like, well, you're out of your mind, but fine, let's do this thing. The little girl is so de-tuned from authentic girlhood already she just goes along for the ride. girls that age don't even have pubic hair, do they? And you don't even have to scream at the sky right now and throw up your hands and say, but, but, but.
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Because then you read about how this mom, this unspeakably sad and narcissistic creature of ignorance and silliness and savage karmic pain, actually demands that the waxer give her daughter - her prepubescent, pre-hormonal, nearly hairless 8-year-old daughter - a full bikini wax.
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